- The Best Dad Jokes
- By Our Community
Dad jokes are the perfect blend of cheesy and charming, always ready to make us laugh (or groan) with their clever simplicity. Thanks to your contributions, we’ve been able to put together a fantastic list. Get ready to enjoy a bunch of laughs, all thanks to you!
Why did the orange go to the Doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well…
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
Why couldn’t the bike stand on its own? Because it was two tyred.
What is the cutest creature in the sea? A cuddlefish!
What is a cow’s favourite activity? Anything udder than sports!
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: I can try, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Why did the maths book look so sad? Because it has SO many problems!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance… So I pushed her over.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they are all on the dark side!
What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don’t hate me because I’m a little cooler.
How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house!